Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Blogs

at first a good idea...

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

placenta

in light of the stories that Tom Cruise is going to eat Katie Holmes' placenta after the birth of "TomKitten"

edible and nutritious fetus sack

Monday, April 17, 2006

Olympia Dukakis

Steel Magnolia, really Michael's cousin

Friday, April 14, 2006

Wrap

Like sandwich rolled in tortilla.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Passover

Jews rejoice, slavery is over!

Monday, April 10, 2006

Flava Flav


Last night at dinner with Matt and Lisa, we all started talking about "that rapper who wears a clock around his neck and has a dating/reality show on Vh1." Matt informs us today that the name of this guy is Flava Flav.

His 5 words on the subject:

Flavorful? timely? both and more.

Friday, April 07, 2006

hobbledehoy

An awkward, gawky young fellow.

(found on Google word of the day)

Ashley Olsen


Not anorexic Mary Kate twin.
(thanks again Jessie)

Seattle


Rainy city, Kurt Cobain dead

(Jessie again)

Frida Kahlo

Intense unibrow painter, bad movie.

(Another one from Jessie)

New Jersey


This one from Jessie:

Pork roll home, which exit?

Nora Ephron



Female director mediocre romantic comedies.

Who?

Accurate? Discuss below.

What is this thing about?

Defining things in five words.